Trey Parker kicks ass

If you don't know who Trey Parker is, you're a child rapist. Why? Because if you're grown-up and you don't like the stuff he produces, then you like children's programming. A grown individual doesn't normally enjoy children's programming... Thus, you're a child rapist. In case you didn't know, Trey Parker is best known for creating Comedy Central's South Park, an animated show about a four little boys who live in a small town in Colorado where weird shit happens. Not unlike many of the members of today's youth, they have 'the faces of angels and the mouths of sailors' The show itself is pure genius, mainly thanks to Trey Parker but also thanks to his partner and good friend, Matt Stone. The beauty of South Park is that it offers outrageous comedy as well as insight into a number of hot topics they basically poke fun at. This is, of course,unlike many of today's so-called 'comedy sitcoms', which almost always feature a family with a dumb alcoholic father, a sex-addicted slut of a daughter, a closet homosexual son and a mother who puts up with all their shit and finds it in her heart to bone the fat slob even though she usually has a sweet rack and subsequently the ability to date attractive people. Where were we, Trey has also created the hilarious films 'Baseketball' and 'Orgazmo'. The former is the story of two guys who create a new sport and struggle to make it following the death of their mentor, and the latter is the tale of a mormon missionary who becomes a pornstar/superhero. Besides his stunning skills in the satire department, Trey Parker has created some impressive music for his series. One promininent example of this is the South Park episode entitled 'Mr. Hankey's Christmas Special'. Moving right along, here are some interesting Trey Parker facts.
Trey Parker:
Is a gun owner.
Is left-handed.
Stand 6'1 (1m85).
Is a pianist.
Is a Denver Broncos fan.
His favorite movie director is Stanley Kubrick.
Lived in Japan for a period, speaks Japanese, and has been described as a nagaphile (lover of Japanese culture).
Is a member of the band DVDA .
Is a big fan of The Cure and Radiohead.
Is a fan of Les Misérables (musical) and has featured repeated homage to it in his creations.
Is also credited as Juan Schwartz. Which is a parody of the alias Alferd Packer used (John Schwartze).
Has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
Folks, ya might think this gay, but i would consider it an honor and a privilege to slob on his knob. And if you think being gay is so bad, i ask you to consider the following: Madonna is a woman. Still think being straight is cool? Well, i suppose i should be wrapping this up. There's no biography included in this bit, since it's too long to include. Long story short, God did Carmen Electra and Trey Parker was born. And if you don't wanna rot in hell for offending the good Lord, you'll agree with me on this one...Trey Parker kicks ass.