Jimmy Urine kicks ass

Ahh, yes, Little Jimmy Urine. Lead singer of the chaotic underground band Mindless Self Indulgence .His full name is James Euringer, but he earned his alias through a stunt on stage where he urinated in a cup...and drank it. Then he shouted 'Who wants to kiss me now motherfuckers?'. Apparently, three girls and one guy did. If you don't think that's cool, then you are probably caprophagic. That means you eat shit. And it'll be a cold day in hell when i take lip off a poop-muncher. Where were we, ah yes, the name. Well, owning up to his reputation, Jimmy has made all of his shows quite the interesting experience. Usually dressed in a fishnet shirt and shorts/pants cut to look like a skirt with bright pink hair, Jimmy certainly has an unconventional dress code. If you think his dress code is gay, you're on the right track. It's intentional. If i should ever get sent to prison for any particular altercation, i must ask you nicely that you avoid sodomizing me. Why, you ask? Because i'm saving myself for Jimmy Eurine. And if you think that's weird, the only reason you don't want to have anal sex with another man is because you were molested as a child. Ha Ha , your daddy touched you in your woo-woo. Owing to their name, MSI has little regard for sensitivity. Jimmy Eurine's senseless lyrics(he frequently tells fans not to bother figuring them out) and crazy focals frequently touch on matters like homosexuals and emo kids. Doing everything from trying to piss off audience members(drinking their beer, stealing their clothes, smoking their cigarettes, telling people to throw things at him, and throwing their own drinks back at them) to taking out his penis and trying to light his pubes on fire(he got arrested for that one), Jimmy is the epitome of a committed musician. As opposed to those artists who try and help children with cancer. Hey, if you ask me, it's pretty much a done deal. Even if the little bastard does make it, he'll probably start thinking he's a divine incarnation of Jesus. Hence, he will start a cult and end it by coercing all the members into drinking kool-aid laced with cyanide. So if you don't like what Jimmy Urine does, you like cults...and cults DON'T kick ass. Moving right along, Mr. Urine's music is highly unique. Thinking the band was above a normal genre, Jimmy coined the phrase Industrial jungle pussy punk. Creating his own genre wasn't really an arrogance move, though, it was more an issue of finding a genre that satisfactorally applies to them. MSI combines dozens of different musical genres and styles, producing a sound cooler and smoother than anything out there. They have been called a punk rock band, but they have also incorporated hip-hop, electronica, techno and even Atari-produced music. I really have no experience in the music business. I can't argue which bands are commercial or mainstream and which are too heavy or just heavy enough, but take my word on this. Jimmy Urine kicks ass