Ryan kicks ass

Now, you're probably not familiar with Ryan Khatib, but you're actually reading a blog so you're probably not familiar with arithmetic as well. My good friend Ryan Khatib is what you' d call a nagaphile. This does not mean he hunts and molests nagas, it means he is a big fan of the Japanese culture. Anime, RPG's, Bukkake...well, maybe not the last so much. I've taken the trouble to include a picture of him for your benifit. As you can see, it's pretty badass(he's the fella in the middle). Ryan's one of those tolerant people who look past my rough exterior, and see the innocent boy...No wait, a minute, wrong blog. He's a tolerant person alright. Ryan's not quite partial to crackheads and he seems to tolerate me on a regular basis. It could have something to do with that copy of Kingdom Hearts i have. Well, anyway, ryan's biography is as follows. A samurai
thrust his sword into the ocean and when he took it out, three perfect drops of land were formed(pretty suggestive metaphor, eh?). Besides the islands, a boy was created. A boy so Japanese the mortals trembled at his sight. Japan endured marvelously for thousands of years, until the insidious Americans forced it to modernise. Before anyone knew it, Japan was drawn into World War 2. On the morning of August 6, 1945 the United States Army Air Forces dropped the nuclear weapon "Little Boy" on the city of Hiroshima, followed three days later by the detonation of the "Fat Man" bomb over Nagasaki, Japan. One week later, the Japanese army unleashed it's dealiest weapon against Americanisation...Ryan. U.S. Marines guarding American TV stations from the Japanese threat only had this to say after Ryan infiltrated...Ryan kicks ass